Christian churches can't abide to the bible why do they want the people to??

recent news that would make you go wtf!!
a christian church head priest was reported for sex abuse.... now say... where are the fucking principles of the bible...
whats with the lust being the deadly sin...
and they wan't people to confess in front of these smucks!!

its height of being so unethical... first you say that thinking of lust is a DEADLY SIN... then you say don'tcha worry... if you have thought sometimes... come confess infront of me....!!
and after that you start thinking about it.... wow and now not just thinking but doing also!!


atleast satanism despite of the idea of free sex... commands the being to go for it only if both of em agree!!

well all i can say is these people are falling into the holes dug by themselves...!!
they themselves can't it!!
what a lol situation :P

lols.... within just 3 yrs. left for the christians to be proofed jerks

the latest news for you is... that according to the hebrew calender... the date of resurrection of Christ is in 2011.... that is just 3 yrs away....
but the best part is.... they are still trying to get away with the readings... feeling what if it doesn't happen...
the whole religion would collapse... if such a thing happens... so now they are avoiding the date... and commenting that... the data cannot be held true... just because some info from the scroll has weathered away :P

if that was the case then how could they predict the 3 yr. time...
they mean to say... the person who wrote the scroll... could mean like... jesus would be born again after 3 yrs.... and the missing part could be.... he wouldn't be born... how insane!!
if the scroll says it you should be confident... after all its your religion!! :P

according to me... the scroll itself is a fake given by the vatican... just to quieten the minds of the people who keep questioning themselves or the others... that jesus would be born again..... but when ?? :O
cause... a scroll is manipulated now... when it would have been with them... from yrs...!!

similar case might be seen in hinduism... where they say the kalik avatar would be born!!
the kalik avatar meaning .... resurrection of vishnu... in this age called as kalyug!!

the date is not by a calender.... according to the religious text it is cause of many events...
some of em that came to my notice are :
► a statue of horse with a wound is getting cured... the day it is cured the kalik avatar would be born.
►a shiv ling.... in some area ( i don't remember ) would completely submerge inside the earth... it has already submerged 90% from last 2000 yrs or so!! that time the kalyug would end... and the whole earth would start its life again.... meaning we all will die :P
►the date the ladies of the religion called sikhism... would cut their hair short... it would also mark ending of kalyug....!!

so... it seems... its judgment time approaching... atleast for the Christians its sure no matter how much they try to avoid it :P

religious sins... duh...

actually most religions consider them sins... Christianity focus' at max....
according to them if you do these 7 things.... then you'll serve hell.... well we already know there is no hell... but still i feel gud criticizing them!!

the sins are :
greed, pride, envy, anger, gluttony, lust, and sloth.
Satanism advocates indulging in each of these "sins" as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.

what is greed.... the thought to strive for more.... im sorry but you can't successful in lyf without striving for more!!
what is pride.... you get smacked in a duel.... everyone is laughing at you.... you have been made a complete fool.... you turn around... and break the guyz hand from which he smacked... this is pride!!
no one should mess with our pride.... why should i relax when someone abuses me....
what is envy... another form of greed... just that its coz of others success... its a natural phenomenon...even a low rank priest would envy another one made higher to him when he deserved it!! then what sin is it....

what is anger.... anger is defined as a state of mind when you can't control your emotions... how do you intend to call it a sin when 1 can't even control it...

what is gluttony... you were bored of that same dinner you were eating at home... got bored and ordered a pizza... if you'd have consumed say 3/4 th pizza... it was equivalent to your normal diet... to sustain lyf.... but you ate the whole pizza just coz you liked it.... if this is a sin... darn it i love it!!




what is lust??
its a feeling of sexual excitement.... everyone faces it..... some share(normal humans) others hide and show off to have avoided it!!
now dayz i see children of age 6 watching bf... now there are christians also in em!!
and they say children are faces of god.... well what do ya say... gods luved sex!!

what is sloth??
you wake up its a holiday.... you think to spend extra tym in the cozy bed.... why... cummon everyone does it the reason is... all of us are lazy ppl.... even the lions like to laze of... while the crocodiles,,... they laze of whole day to search for prey!!
if that is a sin...... then once again... every1 enjoys it!!



so hereby i proof... that all sins are actually common.... and were very analytically thought over by the ppl who created it!!
they knew every1 would do this sort of stuff.... and then they would come to the church to say sorry about it!! rofl.... i say don't follow it.... just believe in yourself!!s

flaws that you'd find in your religion!!

christianity... : the Christians consider themselves to be superior... well here are a few flaws that i'd like to post...
►the 7 sins of bible... are actually natural phenomenon about which moasis wrote... the book which he wrote was hidden and bible was published =|
►the time period b/w jesus' life and writing of bible is huge.... so you can't even rely on its truthness!!
►virgin marry... lols.... no girl can give babies without getting fucked.... if they can't except it... i feel sorry for there stupidness!!
►i got many but lets keep going with other religions... ;)
hinduism...:
►you pray to shiv... via shivling... what is shivling... if you don't know... its a penis floating on a vagina... they say it represents male/female power... yet females are not allowed to touch it...
i say pure bullshit... if it symbolizes something its just sex and lust... !!


►rofl... time period of ram as sources from ramayan... is different from the time period of ravan as per southern records.... by a interval of 300 yrs.... cummon now you can't say that the stupid ravan waited 300 yrs.. just to see ram and fuck sita lols... grow over!!
islam :
►they would slaughter a goat signifying what they don't even know.... just they enjoy the meat...
i'll tell what it signifies... the quran says... if you wan't to show how much devoted to allah(god) are you... then give away your eldest child as he would serve allah...
meaning interpreted by islam.... :
kill some goats to please allah... as we can't kill eldest child....
children are allah's gift.... fuck more and get more...

now if thats what you call religion... i say... fuck off!!
poor goats are slaughtered for no reason!!

sikh
►consider violence as their birth right... dunno why for...!!
i don't remember name of the guru... but yeah he made em warriors coz of the need... that doesn't mean that now when there is no need... you put up swords and start fighting for no good!!

jain/bhudism
►i don' t happen to have research on them... but atleast they are peaceful souls... i give em.. +1
but still neither religious head wanted a religion on his name... so can't do a thing...
they were just made....