lols.... within just 3 yrs. left for the christians to be proofed jerks

the latest news for you is... that according to the hebrew calender... the date of resurrection of Christ is in 2011.... that is just 3 yrs away....
but the best part is.... they are still trying to get away with the readings... feeling what if it doesn't happen...
the whole religion would collapse... if such a thing happens... so now they are avoiding the date... and commenting that... the data cannot be held true... just because some info from the scroll has weathered away :P

if that was the case then how could they predict the 3 yr. time...
they mean to say... the person who wrote the scroll... could mean like... jesus would be born again after 3 yrs.... and the missing part could be.... he wouldn't be born... how insane!!
if the scroll says it you should be confident... after all its your religion!! :P

according to me... the scroll itself is a fake given by the vatican... just to quieten the minds of the people who keep questioning themselves or the others... that jesus would be born again..... but when ?? :O
cause... a scroll is manipulated now... when it would have been with them... from yrs...!!

similar case might be seen in hinduism... where they say the kalik avatar would be born!!
the kalik avatar meaning .... resurrection of vishnu... in this age called as kalyug!!

the date is not by a calender.... according to the religious text it is cause of many events...
some of em that came to my notice are :
► a statue of horse with a wound is getting cured... the day it is cured the kalik avatar would be born.
►a shiv ling.... in some area ( i don't remember ) would completely submerge inside the earth... it has already submerged 90% from last 2000 yrs or so!! that time the kalyug would end... and the whole earth would start its life again.... meaning we all will die :P
►the date the ladies of the religion called sikhism... would cut their hair short... it would also mark ending of kalyug....!!

so... it seems... its judgment time approaching... atleast for the Christians its sure no matter how much they try to avoid it :P

flaws that you'd find in your religion!!

christianity... : the Christians consider themselves to be superior... well here are a few flaws that i'd like to post...
►the 7 sins of bible... are actually natural phenomenon about which moasis wrote... the book which he wrote was hidden and bible was published =|
►the time period b/w jesus' life and writing of bible is huge.... so you can't even rely on its truthness!!
►virgin marry... lols.... no girl can give babies without getting fucked.... if they can't except it... i feel sorry for there stupidness!!
►i got many but lets keep going with other religions... ;)
hinduism...:
►you pray to shiv... via shivling... what is shivling... if you don't know... its a penis floating on a vagina... they say it represents male/female power... yet females are not allowed to touch it...
i say pure bullshit... if it symbolizes something its just sex and lust... !!


►rofl... time period of ram as sources from ramayan... is different from the time period of ravan as per southern records.... by a interval of 300 yrs.... cummon now you can't say that the stupid ravan waited 300 yrs.. just to see ram and fuck sita lols... grow over!!
islam :
►they would slaughter a goat signifying what they don't even know.... just they enjoy the meat...
i'll tell what it signifies... the quran says... if you wan't to show how much devoted to allah(god) are you... then give away your eldest child as he would serve allah...
meaning interpreted by islam.... :
kill some goats to please allah... as we can't kill eldest child....
children are allah's gift.... fuck more and get more...

now if thats what you call religion... i say... fuck off!!
poor goats are slaughtered for no reason!!

sikh
►consider violence as their birth right... dunno why for...!!
i don't remember name of the guru... but yeah he made em warriors coz of the need... that doesn't mean that now when there is no need... you put up swords and start fighting for no good!!

jain/bhudism
►i don' t happen to have research on them... but atleast they are peaceful souls... i give em.. +1
but still neither religious head wanted a religion on his name... so can't do a thing...
they were just made....